Jokes with a Purpose: Teaching God’s Truth Through Laughter
Laughter opens hearts—and when paired with God’s Word, it can plant powerful seeds of truth. Christian Object Lessons that begin with a joke or funny story capture attention and break down barriers, making it easier to share spiritual truths in a memorable way. Whether it’s a silly riddle that leads into a lesson on wisdom, or a pun that opens the door to talk about God’s promises, these lessons use humor to point people to Christ. Great for Sunday school, children’s church, or family devotions—because sharing God’s truth can be fun and life-changing!
It’s okay—He woke up. A person sleeping in a bright room is still surrounded by light, but they aren’t awake to see it. In the same way, many Christians live in the light of God’s truth yet remain…
He’s alright now! In a world where opinions often clash and truth can seem relative, it’s easy to be swayed by different voices and perspectives. But one thing is certain: God is always right. His…
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! Sometimes we can become so focused on keeping an eye on things—our worries, our problems, or even other people—that we forget to fix our eyes where they…
Frostbite! Frostbite happens when extreme cold causes parts of the body to go numb, eventually leading to serious damage if left untreated. At first, a person may not even realize they are in danger…
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Most of us don’t enjoy hardship. We naturally seek comfort, avoid pain, and hope life goes smoothly. But the reality is that trials are an unavoidable part of life…
We often find ourselves trapped between worry about what has happened, anxiety over what’s yet to come, and the pressure to live perfectly in the present. But in Philippians 4, God reminds us that we…
In case someone had a “sketchy” history! Often, we look at someone’s past and judge them based on mistakes, missteps, or a “sketchy” past. But Jesus sees people differently. He looks beyond our…
Because it was feeling sweet! Kindness and love should be what we bring into every situation. Just like a cupcake adds sweetness to a celebration, our kind words and loving actions can bring joy to…
Because he didn’t have the guts to see him! Fear is something we all face. It may come in the form of anxiety about the future, worry over finances, nervousness about sharing our faith, or uncertainty…
Because he was feeling a bit purr-plexed! Life often presents us with situations that leave us confused, uncertain, and searching for answers. In those moments, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed and…
Because it was holding up some pants! In ancient times, people wore long robes that could easily get in the way when they needed to move quickly. To prevent tripping, they would “gird” their robes, or…
But it’s weirder if you read it backwards. There are three stories about Andrew, Jesus’ disciple, in the Bible and in each one he is bringing people to Jesus—his brother Peter, a boy with five…
The wedding was beautiful, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom. Bread is a staple in many cultures, a symbol of nourishment and provision. It fills our hunger and sustains us, but no…
Because they have 2 left feet. There’s a saying that “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks,” but that’s not always true. With patience and the right training, even an old dog can learn something new…
Uno. In a world full of distractions, it’s easy to let other things take priority—work, hobbies, relationships, or even good things like family and ministry. But Jesus calls us to put Him first…
Because they got wrapped up in all the excitement! It’s easy to get wrapped up in the busyness of life and forget what truly matters. But God calls us to focus on what is eternal—His love, His Word…
Put a little boogie in it! We live in a world full of promises—promises of happiness, success, and fulfillment. Yet so often, those promises come up empty. That’s because the enemy, Satan, is a…
“Hoppy Birthday!” The word “happiness” comes from the Old English word “hap,” which is related to chance or luck—like the word “happen.” That’s because happiness often depends on what happens to us…
You should try using a spoon next time—they’re great. A spoon is a useful tool, but by itself, it has no value. A spoon can’t satisfy hunger—it only carries the food that nourishes. In the same way…
The rest are weekdays. There are times in life when we feel completely drained—physically, emotionally, and spiritually. No matter how hard we try, our own strength isn’t enough. But the…
Your breath! Life moves quickly. One moment we are young, and before we know it, years have passed. No matter how strong or successful we are, our time on earth is brief. The Bible compares life…
Pop music! Balloons are fun and cheerful, but they’re also fragile. Add too much pressure, and they burst. In many ways, we’re like that too. The pressures of life—worries about the future, stress at…
A soccer match. Darkness can be unsettling. When we can’t see where we’re going, fear and confusion take hold. Spiritually, the world is full of darkness—sin, confusion, and hopelessness. But Jesus…
Pointless. Life is full of pursuits—wealth, success, pleasure, and recognition. People chase after these things, believing they will bring lasting happiness. Yet, no matter how much they gain, they…
“Oh no, I think my parrot’s dying.” Parrots are fascinating birds, known for their ability to mimic human speech. If you’ve ever been around one, you know they can repeat words…
People say that scarecrows are outstanding in their field. But I’m like, “Why are you surprised?” I mean, hay… it’s in their jeans. A scarecrow may look intimidating, but it has no…
At an outlet mall. A surge protector is designed to shield electronics from sudden spikes in power. Without it, a lightning strike or power surge could destroy a device in an instant. The surge…
Skiing can be an exciting adventure, but it also requires focus. A skier must stay on the marked trails, keep their balance, and watch for dangers like ice or unexpected turns. If they lose focus or…
Oh well.. it’s not the end of the world. The world will not last forever. One day, Jesus will return to judge the living and the dead. For those who trust in Him, this is not a reason for fear…
Because it had nine lives! If we’re honest, we sometimes wish we had second chances to fix our mistakes. Thankfully, God is full of mercy, and through Christ, He gives us new life. No matter how many…
Paper towels are designed to absorb. Whether it’s a spill on the counter or water on your hands, they soak up whatever they touch. But if you use one to clean up something dirty, it…
“Watch me, pop!” Balloons are light and filled with air, soaring up toward the sky when released. But without someone holding onto the string, they quickly drift away, lost to the wind. The same can…
One of them was too clingy. Imagine opening your drawer and pulling out two mismatched socks—one blue, the other red. Individually, they might be fine, but when paired together, they look awkward and…
In life, when we don’t put things in their proper place—whether it’s our priorities, time, or relationships—it leads to confusion and chaos. God has given us clear guidance on where to…
Magicians make a living by “fooling” people. With clever distractions and sleight of hand, they make the impossible seem real. The audience may be amazed, but the truth is, it’s all an illusion…
A piano has 88 keys—some produce bright, joyful notes, while others create deep, somber tones. Alone, a single key may not seem significant, but when played by a skilled pianist, each note works…
Pizza Good Chef. A good chef doesn’t just throw random ingredients together and hope for the best. He follows a carefully crafted recipe, measuring each ingredient precisely and using the right…
A golden receiver! Communication is important in relationships, and our relationship with God is no different. Prayer is one way we connect with the Lord. God isn’t distant or uninterested—He invites…
A lamb chop. Sheep are not the smartest animals. They wander off easily, get stuck in dangerous places, and rely completely on their shepherd for protection and guidance. Without him, they are…
A butterfly doesn’t start as a graceful creature with colorful wings. It begins as a caterpillar, crawling on the ground, limited in where it can go. But when the time comes, it enters a cocoon…
Because they lactose. Cows are known for their peaceful presence. Day after day, they graze in the pasture, chew the cud, and move slowly through their routines. One interesting behavior is how cows…
Because they will always be on their toes. A ballerina moves with elegance and grace, often on the tips of her toes, but behind every flawless performance are years of discipline, training, and…
Okay, you’ll never find goldfish driving a military tank—they live in a fishbowl. In fact, a goldfish spends its life swimming in circles, confined to the small space of its bowl. It may feel like…
Paw-tato chips! Just as dogs eagerly look forward to their favorite treats, we should crave what nourishes our souls—God’s Word. The Bible is our spiritual food, giving us strength, wisdom, and…
A barber’s job is to shape, trim, and refine. When a customer sits in the chair, they trust the barber to cut away what is unnecessary and leave them looking better than before. But the…
A rainbow. Rainbows are one of the most beautiful sights in nature. They often appear after a storm, painting the sky with color and bringing a sense of wonder and hope. But beyond their beauty…
A bull sees a red cape waving in front of him and charges with all his might, thinking it is the true enemy. But the matador is behind the cape, skillfully luring the bull in the wrong direction. No…
Student: I’m glad it’s Friday! Many people eagerly anticipate Friday, the end of the week. It’s a time to relax, recharge, and enjoy time with family or friends. But no matter how much we look…
Student: At the great airports! Misunderstandings can sometimes be funny. A child might hear the lyrics to a song wrong and sing something completely different. A simple mix-up in communication can…
It had too many problems! Life can weigh us down with problems. Responsibilities, fears, and uncertainties can pile up and leave us feeling overwhelmed. But God doesn’t want us to carry those burdens…
He has only one pupil. Word plays can be fun. A pun, a clever twist on language, or a double meaning can make us laugh and think. But while word plays are often harmless and entertaining, when it…
They decided just to letter B (let her be). Sometimes life feels confusing, even chaotic. Plans fall apart, unexpected things happen, and we’re left wondering why. It can feel like a joke we don’t…
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-OIn other words, H to O. Water is essential for life. We can survive without food for weeks, but without water, our bodies quickly weaken. Physical thirst is a clear reminder of our…
Umbrellas! When the storms of life come—and they will—we often find ourselves scrambling for shelter, looking for something solid to hold on to. Just like we reach for an umbrella when the skies open…
The rain. Rain can be both refreshing and powerful. It softens the ground, nourishes the earth, and makes things grow. In the same way, God’s blessings pour into our lives—not always in loud or…
I can be fooled any day of the year. Life is full of surprises—some joyful, others confusing or even deceptive. At times, it can feel like we’re walking through a maze of shifting values, mixed…
I’m surrounded by them all year. It’s easy to notice the poor decisions others make—whether it’s a friend choosing the wrong path or someone acting recklessly. But the truth is, we all make foolish…
Because they were literally born yesterday.–This joke only works on April Fool’s Day There are times in life when we make mistakes simply because we didn’t know better. Whether we’re young and…
April Fools’ Day. In life, timing matters. Whether it’s delivering a joke, making a big decision, or even proposing marriage—doing it at the wrong moment can lead to confusion, frustration, or even…
A meow-sician! Music is a powerful way to praise God. The Bible is filled with songs of worship, and God delights in the praises of His people. Whether we have a great singing voice or not, our praise…
Mom: That’s great. What in? Student: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling. People often use words to make a situation sound better—or worse—than it really is. A dishonest salesperson might exaggerate…
The ruler. A measuring ruler helps us determine the exact length of something. Whether we’re building, sewing, or drawing, we rely on the ruler’s markings to ensure accuracy. If we try to…
He needed a little space. Sometimes, we feel overwhelmed and just need a break. Responsibilities pile up, emotions run high, and the pace of life becomes exhausting. In those moments, it’s easy to…
She had bright students! Sunglasses help us see clearly on a bright day by reducing glare and blocking out harmful rays. Without them, the sun can make it hard to see what’s ahead. In the same…
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! A bag of M&Ms is colorful and fun on the outside, but no matter the color, the inside is always the same—sweet chocolate. The shell may be different, but…
He made a mint. The best lifesaver of all is Jesus. He gave His life to rescue us from sin, offering salvation to all who believe. Jesus didn’t come to earth simply to teach good morals or inspire…
Because there was no history to study! The story of Cain and Abel is tragic. Before Cain ever acted on his anger, God gave him a warning: sin was crouching at his door, waiting to take control. But…
The ICU Peek-a-boo is a favorite game for little children. When someone hides their face, the child might think they’re gone—only to laugh with delight when they reappear. Even though the person…
Because purses can’t walk. What are you carrying? We all carry things in life—bags, groceries, responsibilities, and burdens. Some loads are light and easy to manage, while others weigh us down…
Because he wanted to be a watch dog! Time is a valuable gift, and how we use it matters. The Bible reminds us to make the most of our days, using our time wisely for God’s purposes. Instead of letting…
It was in tents. Life can often feel intense and chaotic. Pressures mount, responsibilities pile up, and unexpected trials seem to come out of nowhere. Whether it’s the stress of work, struggles in…
A skunk doesn’t spray without warning. It stomps its feet, raises its tail, and gives plenty of signs before releasing its powerful odor. Those who recognize the warning and back away avoid the…
A good pizza requires the right ingredients. The dough, sauce, cheese, and toppings all work together to create something delicious. If just one ingredient is missing, the pizza isn’t complete…
Because he left the keys inside. It’s easy to forget things, like keys or important details, especially when we’re distracted or busy. We’ve all had moments where we’ve forgotten something…
It’s sweeping the nation. New trends and ideas sweep through our world all the time, grabbing attention for a season before fading away. But God’s renewal is not temporary—it is a complete…
The no bell prize A knock on the door is a simple sound, but it carries an invitation. It’s a moment that signals someone is outside, waiting to be let in. Just as a knock on the door calls for…
I said that’s plenty. I don’t even know 4 people without a problem! Life is full of storms—unexpected problems, difficult circumstances, and moments of doubt. When we face these…
I said, “Who, me?” Sometimes, it’s easy to feel like we are the center of everything, asking “Who, me?” But in God’s kingdom, we are all called to serve others and to humble ourselves. True greatness…
They cantaloupe. Relationships can be complicated, and sometimes, we experience heartache or separation. But no matter what happens in our earthly relationships, we are always secure in God’s love. He…
It had great food but no atmosphere The atmosphere around us can deeply influence our thoughts, actions, and attitudes. Whether it’s the peace of a quiet room, the stress of a busy workplace…
It felt crummy Throughout His earthly ministry, Jesus healed the sick, restored sight to the blind, and made the lame walk. But His healing went beyond the physical—He came to heal the deepest wounds…
Pharaoh’s daughter—She went down to the Nile and pulled out a little prophet (profit). When Pharaoh ordered all Hebrew baby boys to be killed, Moses’ mother refused to give in to fear. She hid…
Abraham—He knew a Lot When Abraham and Lot’s herds grew too large for the land to support them both, Abraham graciously allowed Lot to choose where he would settle. Lot looked at the well-watered…
In Exodus, the part when “Moses took the tablets and went into the wilderness” When God led the Israelites out of Egypt, He didn’t leave them to figure things out on their own. He called Moses…
Because they are purr-suasive! There’s something powerful about persistence—especially when it comes to prayer. Jesus encouraged His disciples to keep praying and not give up, even when answers didn’t…
Because they’re all a-maize-ing! In a world that is constantly changing, we often search for things that stay the same. While jokes may come and go, the truth of God’s Word remains timeless and…
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end. Life can feel like a mystery at times, full of twists and turns that we don’t expect. But God, the…
A shampoo-dle! Being clean on the outside is good, but God cares even more about the cleanliness of our hearts. Sin can make our hearts dirty, but through Jesus, we can be washed and made new. When we…
A little before Eve. From the very beginning, God set humanity apart from the rest of creation. While He spoke the sun, moon, stars, and animals into existence, He formed man with His own hands and…
The wedding wasn’t great, but the reception was amazing! Just as antennas are designed to receive signals, we were created to receive and respond to God’s love. You were made to know Him and walk with…
“I’m all ears!” God invites us to listen to Him with open hearts, just like the corn that’s “all ears.” When we truly listen to God’s voice through His Word and prayer, we gain wisdom, direction, and…
A truly godly wife is one of the greatest blessings a man can receive. She is more than a companion—she is a source of wisdom, encouragement, and strength. Proverbs 31 describes a wife of noble…
Imagine standing in a store, ready to buy something, only to realize you don’t have enough money to pay. No matter how much you search your pockets, you come up short. Then, someone steps forward and…
It got two tired. A worm may seem insignificant—small, weak, and easily overlooked. Yet, worms serve a purpose. They aerate the soil, enrich it with nutrients, and provide food for birds and other…
He slowly came around. At an airport baggage claim, the luggage carousel spins around, each bag looking similar at first glance. But inside, each suitcase holds something different—some are filled…
A penguin rolling down a hill. We live in a world that often blurs the lines between right and wrong. People redefine morality based on feelings, culture, or convenience. But God’s truth…
A needle, though small and seemingly insignificant, is a powerful tool in the hands of a skilled worker. When it is threaded and guided, it can create beautiful patterns, weaving a tapestry of…
B. It can make oil boil! When something is hot, it grabs our attention. The heat draws us in, demanding respect, focus, and care. Similarly, the presence of God can be like a consuming fire. His…
Never mind, I really shouldn’t spread it. Gossip spreads quickly and can be very damaging. Like a spark, it often starts small—a comment, a whisper, a story shared without all the facts—and before…
He wanted everyone to say, “Look at that S-car go!” In our fast-paced world, we often feel pressure to move quickly, achieve more, and get ahead. But God’s timing is different from ours. He calls us…
They had to protect their pupils. During a solar eclipse, the sun is temporarily hidden, and the world is cloaked in darkness. But we know that this darkness is only for a short time, and soon the sun…
Each New Year, many people make resolutions—plans for self-improvement, goals to accomplish, and habits to develop. While these resolutions can be helpful, we often find that they don’t last. Whether…
Wood. Wood is often used as a building material, strong and dependable when properly treated. However, just as wood needs to be carefully crafted and shaped, our lives need to be built on a solid…
The letter e. Anger can lead us down a destructive path. It can harm our relationships, cloud our judgment, and lead us to make decisions we later regret. In Ephesians 4:26, we are reminded, “In your…
All that’s left is de-brie. Life can sometimes feel like a mess. Unexpected hardships, mistakes, and struggles can leave us broken, wondering how to move forward. But God is in the business of…
It was pure bread. In Matthew 6:26, Jesus reminds us, “Look at the birds of the air: they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more…
Not mulch. Jesus teaches us in Matthew 7:17, “Every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.” Our lives, like trees, produce fruit that reflects the condition of our hearts. If we…
He pasta-way. Life is fragile, and none of us know how much time we have. Lots of people wonder about when they will die or how they will die. But these are the wrong questions. The real question is:…
“I’m feline hungry!” Have you ever watched a hungry cat? It doesn’t give up easily. It meows, follows, and persists until its need is met. That kind of determined hunger is a picture of the longing in…
No? Fine! Imagine you’ve parked your car in a spot where you shouldn’t have, and when you return, you find a parking ticket on your windshield. The ticket is a reminder that something is…
Addictions can feel like chains that bind us, holding us captive to destructive habits and thoughts. Whether it’s substance abuse, unhealthy relationships, or any other form of addiction, it can…
“Let’s get this popping!” God wants us to live with enthusiasm and joy, just like the corn that says, “Let’s get this popping!” He calls us to celebrate His goodness, His creation, and the life we…
To anyone who’s ever lent money to a friend then never paid back, just remember: you are not a loan.
Money itself is not evil; it’s the love of money that leads to destruction. In 1 Timothy 6:10, we are warned, “For the love of money is the root of all evil.” When we place our value on wealth…
A friend you can count on! True friends are a gift from God, and He calls us to be faithful and dependable in our relationships. Just as we want friends we can count on, we should strive to be…
If a person ate 50 pounds of pasta, it would have a big effect. What you put in your body affects how you feel and how much energy you’ll have. We need to be careful what we put in our mouths but…
One was a-salted. Life isn’t always fair, and at some point, we will all face mistreatment or hardships. The natural reaction is to respond with anger or bitterness, but Jesus taught us to respond…
We often hear that being good is the key to a good life, and it’s true that living with integrity and kindness has great value. But when it comes to our sins and eternal life, our good deeds can…
Igloos it together. No matter how strong the glue, if we try to bond two things together, it will eventually wear out or break. Even the strongest adhesives can’t create a bond that lasts…
Nobody knew Y. Sometimes in life, we may ask “Why?”—seeking answers to things that don’t make sense. But God assures us that His ways are higher than ours and that we may not always understand the…
Ecclesiastes 4:12 tells us, “A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.” This powerful image reminds us that when we are united, we become stronger. Just as a single strand of thread can snap…
In life, we often look for humor in the simplest things, but it’s the deeper truths that bring lasting joy. Jokes and humor may bring temporary laughter, but true joy comes from knowing and following…
Life is full of challenges, but God never meant for us to carry our burdens with a heavy heart. We can have joy even in the middle of life’s toughest circumstances. God created laughter as a…
Throughout the Bible, God reveals Himself through many names, each showing a different part of His character. He is Yahweh-Jireh, our Provider; Yahweh-Rapha, our Healer; Yahweh-Shalom, our Peace. His…
I said “no, son.” A solar eclipse is an incredible sight—darkness falls in the middle of the day as the moon blocks the sun’s light. But no matter how dark it gets, we know the sun is…
It didn’t have enough plot. I once met a cemetery caretaker who told me that people were dying to get into the cemetery. Death is certain, but then what? Many people go through life hoping…
It’s easy to say we’ve forgiven someone, yet still keep a record of their wrongs in the back of our minds. We may not bring it up, but we remember, allowing past hurts to shape how we…
Let’s see a show of hands A puppet can only move when controlled by the hands of its puppeteer. Without someone pulling the strings, it is lifeless—just wood, fabric, and string. But when guided by a…
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog! Sometimes life feels overwhelming, like we’re stuck in the heat of stress, trouble, or exhaustion. But God offers us a place of rest in Him. When we take refuge…
During the Civil War there were some teenagers who wanted to volunteer who weren’t yet 18 years old. Because they didn’t want to lie, they slipped a piece of paper in their shoe with the number 18…
It was two-tired! When we are exhausted, both physically and spiritually, it’s easy to feel like we’re falling over. But God calls us to find rest in Him. In Matthew 11:28, Jesus offers rest to the…
It was spam. God didn’t give us a map to find our way to Him—He gave us Jesus. In a world full of confusion and uncertainty, many search for the right path to eternal life. Some seek answers in…
It was a-paw-ling. It’s easy to get caught up in seeking recognition, whether through awards, achievements, social media, or approval from others. But the greatest reward doesn’t come from people—it…
In a world where comparison and self-doubt often creep in, it’s easy to put ourselves down. We may focus on our flaws or shortcomings, forgetting that we are wonderfully made by God. Each of us…
It got mugged. The Bible makes it clear: all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. In God’s perfect law, no one is innocent. Each of us, by our actions, thoughts, and hearts, have…
What a releaf! In Christ, everything is made new. Through Him, we experience revival, relief, and redemption. Our brokenness is restored, and we are given a fresh start. Though life may bring…
All the others are E-Z. Following Jesus isn’t always easy. He never promised a life without struggles, but He did promise to be with us every step of the way. Choosing to follow Christ may mean…
I was skeptical but he really drew a crowd. This joke is funny because it has a double meaning, but as followers of Christ, our words should be clear, honest, and full of truth. The world often…
“You really know how to spread the fun!” Germs spread quickly and can be contagious. As followers of Jesus, we’ve been called to be contagious in a different way—to spread the Gospel—the good news…
I said “No way!” Removing the “R” changed the meaning of “Norway” to “No way”. When something is missing, it can change everything… When someone is missing from our lives, it…
For every tree he kept a log. Sometimes, we struggle to believe that God has truly forgiven us. We remember our past mistakes and wonder if He still holds them against us. But the Bible assures us…
Life is full of challenges that can shake us—doubt, fear, pressure from the world. But as believers, we are called to stand firm in our faith, unwavering—not going back and forth—in our trust in God…
In a world where opinions change and people twist words to fit their desires, God’s Word remains unshakable. A nice word play, like the joke above, can provide a fun twist but God’s truth should…
Have you ever spilled something on a white shirt—maybe coffee or juice—and thought the stain would never come out? No matter how hard you scrub, some stains seem impossible to remove. Sin is like that…
He was picking his nose. You’ve probably heard that you can pick your friends, pick your clothes, and even pick your nose, but you can’t pick your family. The question is: Have you picked the best…
Ten after one. We often think of pursuit as something negative—being chased by something bad. Sometimes the cares, worries, and the pressures of life chase us too. But Psalm 23 reminds us of a…